Friday, November 23, 2012

Sh*t ColdFusion Devs say...

Dude!  cfqueryparam it!

What is PHP?

I use it...  No it's not dead yet... 

Stop writing CFML!  Script-based all the way! 

Share hosting is for sissy...

Have you reinit the framework yet?

Hey, what's the datasource login / password?

Dude, you forgot to var scope there...

Sh*t, where's the ColdFusion binding for this technology?  Wait... there's one for Java, YES!

Extra whitespaces?  who cares, aren't they gzipped anyway?

The UDF was written for CF5 WTF!?  I can rewrite it in CF10 style...

I just filed a bug report, vote it up y'all!

What do you mean 0.5 + 0.3 + 0.2 NEQ 1?

Shit, this Ben Nadal guy has tried everything

What?  Enterprise edition only?  Sh*t.

Did you setup the cfscheduler?

Gosh, I'm glad I didn't learn Flex.

Sh*t, the cfdocument's PDF's messed up

Fu*k, have I done step 11?  (applying hotfix...)

WDDX OMG!

I bet I can consume this complex SOAP call... what did I do wrong?

What are you doing with CF8 still?

Sh*t, gotta restart JRun again...

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