What is PHP?
I use it... No it's not dead yet...
Stop writing CFML! Script-based all the way!
Share hosting is for sissy...
Have you reinit the framework yet?
Hey, what's the datasource login / password?
Dude, you forgot to var scope there...
Sh*t, where's the ColdFusion binding for this technology? Wait... there's one for Java, YES!
Extra whitespaces? who cares, aren't they gzipped anyway?
The UDF was written for CF5 WTF!? I can rewrite it in CF10 style...
I just filed a bug report, vote it up y'all!
What do you mean 0.5 + 0.3 + 0.2 NEQ 1?
Shit, this Ben Nadal guy has tried everything
What? Enterprise edition only? Sh*t.
Did you setup the cfscheduler?
Gosh, I'm glad I didn't learn Flex.
Sh*t, the cfdocument's PDF's messed up
Fu*k, have I done step 11? (applying hotfix...)
I bet I can consume this complex SOAP call... what did I do wrong?
What are you doing with CF8 still?
Sh*t, gotta restart JRun again...